de-arimasu:

tyran starscream looks like AN OWL AND I JUST WANT TO FEED HIM THINGS AND PET HIS HEAD GOSH

— 5 days ago with 11 notes
#excuse you. 

lord-megatron:

nngh

mmmn *finishes cleaning your face*

…/nips at/

— 1 month ago with 2 notes

lord-megatron:

madoka-stuntika:

Megatron,

Do you think Lockdown would get busy in a burger king bathroom?

Matthew,

he would get busy absolutely anywhere.

pfpffft ‘matthew’ 

— 1 month ago with 8 notes
#ooc 
maaasterrr

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

mmh?

/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/

My tanks hurt.

B(

What? 

/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/

… *licks some of the icing off your face*

AAASgfjhg

… *lick lick*

Nngh—-stop it master!

— 1 month ago with 9 notes
maaasterrr

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

mmh?

/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/

My tanks hurt.

B(

What? 

/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/

… *licks some of the icing off your face*

AAASgfjhg

— 1 month ago with 9 notes
maaasterrr

lord-megatron:

salivatingscream:

lord-megatron:

mmh?

/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/

My tanks hurt.

B(

What? 

/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/

— 1 month ago with 9 notes
maaasterrr

lord-megatron:

mmh?

/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/

My tanks hurt.

(Source: salivatingscream)

— 1 month ago with 9 notes
#i ate your secret cake stash 
clockworkturnip:

Bayverse Starscream really does look like a giant, silver Dorito.

Actually, I don’t.

clockworkturnip:

Bayverse Starscream really does look like a giant, silver Dorito.

Actually, I don’t.

— 1 month ago with 12 notes
Weapons Expert: chaoscracker: salivatingscream: smartwarp: chaoscracker:... →

chaoscracker:

smartwarp:

salivatingscream:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…

chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?

BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~

You sure about that, sir?

Thundercracker… I don’t…

GOOD.

/buff buff buff/

Mmmh…

You’re doing better than I expected Thundercracker.

And Starscream, you’ve been keeping everything about you so tidy.

/staying quiet so he can concentrate on the buffing/

Mmh yes Thundercracker I need to keep myself—ahh, good looking!~

— 1 month ago with 14 notes
Weapons Expert: chaoscracker: salivatingscream: smartwarp: chaoscracker:... →

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…

chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?

BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~

You sure about that, sir?

Thundercracker… I don’t…

GOOD.

/buff buff buff/

Mmmh…

— 1 month ago with 14 notes
#/wings flutter/ 
Weapons Expert: chaoscracker: salivatingscream: smartwarp: chaoscracker:... →

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…

chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?

BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~

You sure about that, sir?

Thundercracker… I don’t…

GOOD.

— 1 month ago with 14 notes

smartwarp:

chaoscracker:

salivatingscream:

smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…

chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?

BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~

You sure about that, sir?

Thundercracker… I don’t think that’s what he means.

No. If you put anything on me like that I will rip your wings off and punish you in a most unpleasant manner. 

— 1 month ago with 14 notes