tyran starscream looks like AN OWL AND I JUST WANT TO FEED HIM THINGS AND PET HIS HEAD GOSH

nnghmmmn *finishes cleaning your face*
…/nips at/
Megatron,
Do you think Lockdown would get busy in a burger king bathroom?
Matthew,
he would get busy absolutely anywhere.
pfpffft ‘matthew’
mmh?
/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/
My tanks hurt.
…
B(
What?
/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/
… *licks some of the icing off your face*
AAASgfjhg
… *lick lick*
Nngh—-stop it master!
mmh?
/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/
My tanks hurt.
…
B(
What?
/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/
… *licks some of the icing off your face*
AAASgfjhg
mmh?
/flops ontop of, faceplates covered in cake/
My tanks hurt.
…
B(
What?
/doesn’t realize he has cake on his face/
smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…
chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?
BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~
You sure about that, sir?
Thundercracker… I don’t…
GOOD.
/buff buff buff/
Mmmh…
You’re doing better than I expected Thundercracker.
And Starscream, you’ve been keeping everything about you so tidy.
/staying quiet so he can concentrate on the buffing/
Mmh yes Thundercracker I need to keep myself—ahh, good looking!~
smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…
chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?
BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~
You sure about that, sir?
Thundercracker… I don’t…
GOOD.
/buff buff buff/
Mmmh…
smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…
chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?
BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~
You sure about that, sir?
Thundercracker… I don’t…
GOOD.
smartwarp said: If that’s what you command…
chaoscracker said: Buff them with what?
BUFF THEM WITH ANYTHING, as long as they shine~
You sure about that, sir?
Thundercracker… I don’t think that’s what he means.
No. If you put anything on me like that I will rip your wings off and punish you in a most unpleasant manner.